|Race||Blood elf (Humanoid)|
|Affiliation||Silvermoon City, Thrall's Thrashers|
|Location||Hillsbrad Foothills; Steam Pools
Mount Hyjal; Sethria's Roost
Firelands; Molten Front
Johnny Awesome is a blood elf hunter who rides a named Twinkles. He arrives in Hillsbrad Foothills ready for adventure in  but later becomes disheartened in the Sludge Fields and can be found crying next to Apothecary Lydon, who considers Johnny's presence a form of torture.
When Lydon is freed, Johnny refuses to be left behind and decides to avenge the death of Twinkles.
Warden Stillwater calls Johnny "Jenny".
He is later found at the Steam Pools resort, relaxing and mourning Twinkles. Johnny is also one of the dozens of past NPC's encountered by adventurers to assist in killing the Elementals at Sethria's Roost. Johnny is also part of the Thrall's Thrashers and is seen AFK in the Firelands instance, while in the Molten Front.
- "Are you looking at me? Yes, look at me. You should be looking at me. Are you? Looking at me? Good."
- "Twinkles! Why did it have to be twinkles?"
- Despite being a male, both Warden Stillwater and Apothecary Lydon call Johnny a girl. While Stillwater's insanity could contribute to him calling Johnny a girl, it is possible that Lydon found Johnny's manner of speaking about Twinkles as one would a doll and crying over its death girlish, or blood elves' (lack of) masculinity as part of a running gag with Blizzard.
- If you lead Johnny to where Twinkles is "planted", he will scream like a girl.
- Based on the "Welcome to the Machine" quest, Johnny Awesome is Blizzard's mocking representation of alt characters that have been "twinked" out in heirloom items, making them considerably more powerful than their level would indicate and giving them an outsized sense of power and entitlement. His title (or considering the context, guild tag) is also an example of a rather obnoxious "twinking" guild name.
- Johnny Awesome has a Spirit beast Frostsaber called for a pet.
- Patch 4.2.0 (2011-06-28): Added to the Molten Front and Sethria's Roost.
- Patch 4.1.0 (2011-04-26): Added to the Steam Pools.
- Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.